She broke up with him after they began to exchange e-mails.

"Doesn't he know the proper use of an ellipsis?"

I am a terrible grammar snob. I will not use web jargon. I do not appreciate Prince shorthand (do u?)

I dreamt about being in Germany again and attending a segregated school. I was upset that I was Jewish.
Not because I wanted to be the oppressor, the Germans. Because I didn't want to be a modern Israeli Jew.
Why is it when you talk about America's subservience to Israel, people label you an anti-Semite?

I also dreamt that the back of my car was filled with Rastafarian stickers. So I was a burnin' Jew. Or maybe that's the name of my to-be-formed band, the Burnin Jews. From the geographical area of Burnia.

I'd better quit while you're still reading.