More Civil Disobedience

I was at Whole Foods yesterday picking up a few things when I noticed I had parked next to a car with a Bush/Cheney sticker. Since we were parked in the garage (and the person was probably an employee of Sylvan Learning or some other corporate office over there and not shopping in Whole Foods), I contemplated leaving a note on their windshield, something like, "$2.25 a gallon—thanks, asshole!" but I couldn't find any paper. I need to carry a nice-sized notepad around for such instances. I also need a far more witty insult—any suggestions? Someone had the idea of making stickers and posting them at the pumps above the gas prices. Alas, since I have announced my evil plan, I can no longer implement it, but that doesn't stop my evil minions from carrying it out for me without my knowledge.

Freeway blogging is an awful nifty way of getting one's point across as well. My favorite? "I Attacked America on 9/11 and all I got was away with it—Osama Bin Laden"