Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa

I wanted to apologize for the massive amounts of spelling mistakes I've made during the past week or two of posting. The missus has pointed out that I, as an editor, should know better.

I also wanted to apologize for continuing to call the missus "the missus," even after she has informed me she doesn't like it very much. From now on, the missus will be referred to exclusively as K. Kay?